Igbo Way To Impress A Lady?


I was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present.

One Igbo businessman looked for all ways to oppress my babe & so also other rich men who were present at the gathering.

Just for that FOOLISH reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him:

“Driver, go to my house, not the cream one, the white one. Not the white one in Ikoyi, the white one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent.

Not No. 22, but No. 11. Take this remote control for the large black gate, press this button it will be opened. You will see a blue 2012 Kia Optima Sport perpendicularly. Adjacently opposite to the Kia is another blue Toyota Camry, it is not that one.

Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the Camry is a gray 2012 Lexus V8, it’s not that one. The Lexus is very close to a black Mercedes Benz GL 4matic, d Benz is just behind a silver coloured Chrysler 300C, the Chrysler is beside my red Escalade ESV which is in front of my white 2010 Escalade EXT, blocking a Hummer H3T, opposite a blue Toyota Prado that makes a crescent to a black 2011 GMC XXL.

On getting to the GMC, make a sharp diagonal turn to the left extreme, on your way to where I parked the ash coloured Chevrolette Avalanche, very close to a red BMW X6 in front of a 2012 Jaguar X-J, by the side of a Mercedes Benz 63-AMG, just by my swimming pool.

At the back of the pool is my latest 2012 Chrysler Me-four-Twelve Convertible. Don’t touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, open it. You will see red, white and blue briefcases.

The red one contains dollars, $10 million, don’t touch it.
The blue contains pounds, £8 million, don’t touch it.
The white one contains Naira, 1000, 500, 200, 100, 50, 20, 10 denominations.
I arranged them in hierarchical order.
₦1000 in 1st layer
₦500 in 2nd layer,
₦200 in 3rd,
₦100 4th layer,
₦50 5th layer,
₦20 6th,
and ₦10 in uppermost layer.
Take one ₦10 note, go and use it to buy Pure Water for me and bring my change!

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