A guy has been admiring his neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s wife always give him this seductive smile. The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady. He’s afraid. One day the lady herself met the guy alone in his apartment.
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.)
GUY: Wow! Anything for the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if you say no.
GUY: Oh my lady. You don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband traveled…
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…
GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…
LADY: Can you help me?
GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: Oh thanks goodness! That’s why I came to u. Can u help me carry my deep freezer from the parlour to my kitchen?
What would you do if you were the GUY?
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